1.Punch a gorilla
2.Slap Bruce Lee with a steak.
3.Shred a guitar so hard you melt someone's face.
4.Catch a fish with your barehands and then smoke it like a cigar.
5.Inject yourself with Keith Richards' blood.
6.Referee a monkey knife fight.
7.Make love to over 100000 women at the same time using the quantum theory of superposition.
8.Noogie a feral beluga whale.
9.Be so muscular that when you flex your pecs the tide comes in.
10.Grow facial hair so epic, a movie will be made about it and your beard wins an Oscar.
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If you make love to 100 000 women, it is not called making love, it is called having sex. Just an FYI
i believe you forgot some of my favorites:
"saving cats from trees"
"lifting heavy objects"
"putting out fires"
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